My First Encounter with the NOEI Fuck Machine – A Tech Enthusiast’s Journey
As someone leaning more toward the tech side of adult play, I've been on a self-exploration journey for three to four years. Since I'm not naturally sensitive, my path has always been about upgrading my experience through innovation and gear. After graduating, I finally had the chance to try out what I'd been eyeing for so long: the NOEI Fuck Machine. And let me just say — it didn’t disappoint.
I purchased two adapter attachments: one standard dildo head and another specifically designed for prostate stimulation. The prostate version was a hard, curved black plastic head — shaped a bit like a silicone wand — and the sensation was intense. It directly hit both the prostate and the inner testicular zone, creating a high-stimulation experience that reminded me of the strongest moments of climax. However, because it’s rigid, it can cause discomfort or even injury if you’re not cautious. In my case, I did see a bit of bleeding — so I wouldn't recommend this version to beginners.
The standard dildo head, on the other hand, was perfect. With up to 260 thrusts per minute, the NOEI machine delivered a continuous, overwhelming sensation — almost like being locked in the final second before climax. It was powerful, immersive, and unlike anything I had felt before. Honestly, it was so intense that I couldn't handle the full impact and ended up finishing through wet stimulation instead. But make no mistake — this was the closest I've ever come to experiencing what many call the "legendary male G-spot orgasm."
A Few Honest Tips for First-Time Users:
Noise: The NOEI machine packs serious power — and with that comes a bit of sound. We don’t recommend it for shared living spaces unless your partner is fully aware and supportive.
Safety: The rectum lacks pain sensitivity. Just because you don’t feel pain doesn’t mean damage isn’t happening. Always use lube generously and listen to your body.
Accessories: NOEI offers a wide range of attachments, including large and extreme sizes. For your first experience, we highly recommend starting with a standard head.